Artificial Happiness

A Post About Everything

2009-06-03T21:30:00.000-07:00

In this post i will list some of the things i think would be funny at a mall.
1. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.

2. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.

3.Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.

4.Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.

5.Play the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises.

6.If it's Christmas ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap.

7.Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are leakproof.

8.Toast plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display.

9.In the changing rooms announce in a singsong voice I see London I see France...

10.Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone.

2009-04-20T22:15:00.001-07:00

I'm sleeping and testing this new feature that I can blog on my phone well see test test 123

My poem on the beach thingy right?

2009-04-20T18:44:00.000-07:00

I'm Sorry i drank your apple juice.
It was whispering to me " Drink me!"
It was turning me mad.
It was the equivalent of me being in a blazing fire.
I did it , It was me.
Im sorry .

LALAHAHAAH

2009-03-16T09:10:00.000-07:00

Frontier House
OFFICIAL APPLICATION
Family Name:

Occupations/Schools:LANGLEY MIDDLE SCHOOL

Open answer questions (attach additional pages. All questions must be answered.):
What attracted you to this project?
No police.
What hobbies and interests do you have?
I can make FIRE!
What image do you have of pioneer living?
I dont really know
What's the most challenging thing you and your family (or group) have experienced?
I dont have any....
If you were chosen what do you think you would most miss about modern life?
My dead cat.
What qualities do you and your family have that make you suited to this experience?
I can cook!
What skills do you have that may help you?
I can tie shoe lances,.
What would you hope to get out of the experience?
If i can eat live chicks (little chickens).
What do you think will be the most difficult challenge of pioneer life?
Making food.
What skills would you like to learn from the experience?
How do make food.
We'd like you to tell us:
What interests you about this project?
That i can leave school for 5 months
Do you have any concerns about your participation?
Nope.
How much do you know about your family history -- do you have pioneer roots?
Nope.
How did you hear about Frontier House?
GOOGLE.

2009-03-10T08:51:00.000-07:00

Dear Sleepwalking

WHY!?!?!!?
I woke up today in the
bathroom!
How do i stop it!?!?
I cant even find my phone.
I dont even want to know what
I did to it.
Make it stop.

You ruined my life.
Everyday I wake up somewhere else then my room.
Just the other day I woke up by the fireplace.
Your worse then expired milk.

Im Hont sorry

2009-03-05T09:12:00.000-08:00

I'm sorry it just happened.
The Hammer what right there.
And your doggy wouldn't stop barking.
I mean i couldn't stop myself.

After the second swing he wimped.
And he wouldn't stop wimping.
So a Third blow was needed.
After the blow 3 of his 4 legs were broken.

He tried to escape.
But had no chance after the fourth blow.
He couldn't move.
He was just slowly dieing.

This is when i though it was enough.
But when he tried to move
I heard his bones crack.
I could see his rib cage.

As his eye's slowly closed from the pain.
I swing'd the last hit.
And thats when i heard your dog's last whim.
It was slow and painful just to hear.

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poem

2009-02-26T08:31:00.000-08:00

I AM A small BOX!
I say words.
I play sounds.
I come in different size's and shapes.
I have a screen.
And i have bunch of buttons.

Highlight below

CELLPHONE!

what if?

2009-02-26T08:06:00.001-08:00

What IF Life wasn't what it was.
As soon as you hit the bed all your worrys would leave.
As you sleep you've sleep like a Baby.
When you Fall asleep you drove into another "World".
You've Be in your own dream far from any worrys or responsibility's.
The only one stoping you from your imagination is you!

X-MAS by |) ( ) /\/\ | /\/ | |<

2009-01-08T08:04:00.000-08:00

Music Playlist at MixPod.com

I made this widget at MyFlashFetish.com.

This is my post on my X-MAS. So what i did on x-mas was... i went to stevens pass for 2 weeks to snowboard. I hooked up a sled to a car and the car pulled the slide. i stayed at a hotel at stevens pass and every day i have to wake up at 6:00 am and dig out of like 2 feet snow and drive for about 30 mins. The being is a drag but after that it was much fun. Now next for presents. I got a whole snow gear which includes (Snowboard, bindings, goggles,cloths,) Also i got a blackberry bold. And some computer parts.But the importent thing is that now matter what we get its about giving :) jk. Present me! Any way back to the post i didn't really like this Christmas because i didnt have as much fun as i did before but besides the chrismas , i really liked new years because we got about 65$ to spend on fireworks so we went to indian reserviation and bought a truck full of fireworks . Untill this day i still have about 4 pounds full of fireworks i mean i tried to get rid of them by lighting them on fire with gas and that wasnt fast enough. So what i did was made a fire and throw all of'em in there... I mean it was awesome i wish i recorded it because it was so cool and very loud too. But in conclution i liked this holiday but it wasent my favorite .

my fan website

2008-12-11T11:12:00.000-08:00

im starting a game review website if you want to join to go http://sites.google.com/site/gameinfoman/

crysis

2008-12-10T11:02:00.000-08:00

slideshow

2008-12-10T10:44:00.000-08:00

Reflection essay

2008-12-04T08:14:00.000-08:00

This is a reflection essay, By Dominik Brandys. I am writing this because its a its a spot of my grade. My teacher is Mr.Bergquist which is the person who is making me write this. I am going to write my option on this essay and what i think of it since its a introductory paragraph so here its goes, My opinion is that this is unnecessary mostly because most people who didn't finish there claymation have to do this and you cant judge it if your not done. Also another thing is that if you to put this on a blog everyone will see it and if thats what you want then there's no privacy.

The most enjoyable part of the clay mation was the part when we got to make the people. I liked that part because its fun and you can unleash your imagination and create something of ungodly creation . Another part is the selection of your on created scene. You can do whatever you wish and plan on whatever scene you want. Also Which is also fun would be that you get to pick your own partner. ALSO what I think in my personal opinion that you can choose what person you want to go with. I chose Lief Erikson because he's a viking and also he's was interesting to me.

The most difficult or what i call "Not Fun" would be the animation board because he had to have 5 sentences of narration and 5 sentences of dialog and since there are 7 scenes so 5x7=35 for narration and 5x7=35 of dialog so 35+35=70 sentences in total is that really necessary? i Mean how about the thing that you need is a decent amount of information not 70 sentences !
Another thing that sucks or "Difficult" would me that every scene needs 5 sentences of dialog , am i suppost to keep to entertained or informed Now if your going to comment please tell me what is more impotent in a educational video dialog of a charter mostly saying "lets go" or narration telling people of the past events and or information on the character.

The most important thing that I learned is that clay is hard to work with when the clay is cheap and old. Also another hard thing to do is timing i mean if your trying to do 3 people talking at the same time and you only have 2 people its impossible . Also another thing that i learned is if you get partner make sure its one that works and doesn't slack off. Because i had an assigned partner and i didn't like that person , im not going to say her name. But besides that i learned that clayation looks fun but its not. And finally i learned that although this should be fun because your with your partner but its not.

In the end i did not like it. Also it was a bit of a challenge but i guess that's Mr.Bergquest. And there was a challenge with the time i had to stay after school to finsh it although im still not done with it. And if i could i would to this project way differently and also i wish we could choose what project i wanted to do. But overall my rating on this project is 3/10 this project did poor.

New Post

2008-11-13T09:06:00.000-08:00

So If you dont all ready know im posting this because of my teacher but further more im using a PC!?!?!?! Yes happy day today and its at school. anyway back to the blog format. I'll start with the "My computer doesn't work part", So i got my new case and i put my computer stuff in it and i turn it on and guess what?? It doesnt work so i try repluging everything and still no work so the problem is that the computer turns on but i get no display so i listen to the computer CPU beebs to see if the beebs are a combination but no luck.so after that i think well since the display isn't so naturally i check the graphic card so i reinstall it and check the DVI output and the input and still it doesn't work so i turn off the power supply manually and leave it off for a day and the next day i turn it on and BOOM my computer works. So the problem was the there was too much static for the graphic card to work with. And so to today i got it to work but i need the windows xp cd to boots the computer from and guess what i spend the cd to my brother so he can install windows on his computer thats he's custom building too. So here's the list of what im going to buy

Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 Kentsfield 2.4GHz LGA 775 Quad-Core Processor Model BX80562Q6600 - Retail

Microsoft Windows Vista 64-Bit Home Basic for System Builders 3 Pack DVD - OEM

because my windows is 32bit and can only read 3.25gb of ram when i have 6gb.
And ALOT of games.

The Unstopable

2008-10-21T08:12:00.000-07:00

The unstopable has happend i ran out of ketchup. Anyway back to my boring life so far ive gottten my motherboard and 2gb 1x2 sticks. then today im getting a 600w power supply to power my beast and a geforce 8800 with 525 mb. a LED power fan to cool my computer and a ADP adapter and a 2pin to 4 pin power cable to power my fan on my grafic card and what i have coming to me tomorrow are a intel dual core 2.66 ghz and i can overclock it to 3.5ghz and i have a 500gb SATA 3.0 bg/s 500gb. If you dont understand this good job your not a nerd.

thinking

2008-10-07T09:14:00.000-07:00

Well today Ive been thinking what i would say if my aunt would give me a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. So after thinking about it and consoling about it with my lawyer we decided that we will go on that Hawaii get away. Needless to say i ran out of butter and had to go to home depot to get my dog back from the evil boot from another dimension. After the fight i was hungry so i went under water and fished a big ol' jolly santa

A bird

2008-10-07T09:04:00.001-07:00

i saw a dead bird on the street today O.o

2008-09-25T08:17:00.000-07:00

well here you go my "LIFE graph" is on the internet lets talk about it im going to talk about only 1 thing. Ok lets start umm give me a minute i got to think about what im going to talk about ,ok lets talk about my dog. My life graph isn't accurate actually its wrong so the story might not sorry MR.B. To start of I got my dog when i was 3 or 4 in Poland and i dont know what kind it was but it looked like a fox. maybe it is a fox who knows. I got the dog from my grandma. My grandma had 6 puppy's 5 of them died 1 survived and that was my dog. Now he was a awesome dog actually my first and only dog and he was the best. I mean he protected my house we even trained him to sneak up on the mailman and scare him that was funny. Now we had him for 3 years before he died. And the story of how my dog died begins. my dog "Kuba" was in my house when 2 wild dogs came to out property so as Kuba's duty was to scare them off but the 2 dogs got angry and started barking back. After a minute of barking . The 2 dogs charged at my dog and so did he . Im not gonna go into details of the fight but in the end . Kuba killed 1 dog and the other ran away but Kuba was wounded and he wouldn't survive. So he slowly crawled to my house and died underneath my bed

My computer

2008-09-18T08:16:00.000-07:00

I hate it... freaken 2 years old and already breaking apart just 3 days ago i had to go to MicroManager and get my drives installed and now my hardrive broke so i had to buy a new one and again i got to install windows and drivers and cant get my sound to works anyway computer is broke so im selling my computer and xbox to buy a new alienware aurora and only costs 1100$. 2 days ago i set up a bank account so im putting everything in my saving to get instrest to raise my money. umm.. lets see ahh im getting my navy ID card to i get military discount :D and also and i can go to navy bases and buy things cheap :D lastly im going to tell you what happened last week. Well lets start with my brother leaving!!!!! YES HE'S OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!! for 4 months :( he has to leave to California to finish collage so thats kinda cool. Umm and im done remodeling my house freakin whole summer wasted . that pretty much it. pretty cool huh?

About me

2008-09-11T08:31:00.001-07:00

If you dont know me ill introduce myself im Dominik and heres so facts about me that you might not care about lets start with music here is the list of: Pillar , Linkin Park , Korn , and Red Hot Chili Peppers and so on. Now we move on to hobbies : ehhh.... Video games? Now to sports OF course PING PONG! best sport ever and the next best is snowboard.

2008-09-09T08:17:00.000-07:00

Welcome I guess.

Im being forced by my teacher to blog...