In this post i will list some of the things i think would be funny at a mall.
1. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.

2. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.

3.Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.

4.Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.

5.Play the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises.

6.If it's Christmas ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap.

7.Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are leakproof.

8.Toast plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display.

9.In the changing rooms announce in a singsong voice I see London I see France...

10.Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone.

I'm sleeping and testing this new feature that I can blog on my phone well see test test 123

I'm Sorry i drank your apple juice.
It was whispering to me " Drink me!"
It was turning me mad.
It was the equivalent of me being in a blazing fire.
I did it , It was me.
Im sorry .

Frontier House
OFFICIAL APPLICATION
Family Name:

Occupations/Schools:LANGLEY MIDDLE SCHOOL


Open answer questions (attach additional pages. All questions must be answered.):
What attracted you to this project?
No police.
What hobbies and interests do you have?
I can make FIRE!
What image do you have of pioneer living?
I dont really know
What's the most challenging thing you and your family (or group) have experienced?
I dont have any....
If you were chosen what do you think you would most miss about modern life?
My dead cat.
What qualities do you and your family have that make you suited to this experience?
I can cook!
What skills do you have that may help you?
I can tie shoe lances,.
What would you hope to get out of the experience?
If i can eat live chicks (little chickens).
What do you think will be the most difficult challenge of pioneer life?
Making food.
What skills would you like to learn from the experience?
How do make food.
We'd like you to tell us:
What interests you about this project?
That i can leave school for 5 months
Do you have any concerns about your participation?
Nope.
How much do you know about your family history -- do you have pioneer roots?
Nope.
How did you hear about Frontier House?
GOOGLE.

Dear Sleepwalking

WHY!?!?!!?
I woke up today in the
bathroom!
How do i stop it!?!?
I cant even find my phone.
I dont even want to know what
I did to it.
Make it stop.


You ruined my life.
Everyday I wake up somewhere else then my room.
Just the other day I woke up by the fireplace.
Your worse then expired milk.

I'm sorry it just happened.
The Hammer what right there.
And your doggy wouldn't stop barking.
I mean i couldn't stop myself.

After the second swing he wimped.
And he wouldn't stop wimping.
So a Third blow was needed.
After the blow 3 of his 4 legs were broken.

He tried to escape.
But had no chance after the fourth blow.
He couldn't move.
He was just slowly dieing.

This is when i though it was enough.
But when he tried to move
I heard his bones crack.
I could see his rib cage.

As his eye's slowly closed from the pain.
I swing'd the last hit.
And thats when i heard your dog's last whim.
It was slow and painful just to hear.






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I AM A small BOX!
I say words.
I play sounds.
I come in different size's and shapes.
I have a screen.
And i have bunch of buttons.

Highlight below

CELLPHONE!