In this post i will list some of the things i think would be funny at a mall.
1. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.

2. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.

3.Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.

4.Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.

5.Play the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises.

6.If it's Christmas ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap.

7.Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are leakproof.

8.Toast plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display.

9.In the changing rooms announce in a singsong voice I see London I see France...

10.Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone.